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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(Source: forbesdaenerys)

(Source: talltyrion)

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

(Source: kanon)

the brightest witch of her age.

(Source: hummelandersons)

(Source: bleinedevon)

I couldn’t even handle the Golden Globes correctly, how the fuck do I cope with the rest of this butthole?! a novel

(Source: colferdarren)