jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run
It’s more difficult for Thor to summon lightning on Midgard- something about the atmosphere and what Tony thinks is physics resisting his “magic”- and it takes more out of him than he’d like to admit. A protracted, hard-fought battle will leave him with badly depleted blood sugar if he doesn’t eat quickly, a state that mirrors mortal hypoglycemia. Seeing the normally unstoppable Asgardian reduced to light-headed, shaky near-incoherence is disturbing to his team mates, so now they come prepared. Each of the Avengers has at least a few sugary snacks concealed in their gear for Thor (except the Hulk, of course…though he did once “kill” a vending machine for him).
I liked the idea of the Avengers having weaknesses, limits or a cost to using their power…I’d love to hear any others.