SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(Source: kanon, via zackisontumblr)
Prayer circle for as many photos from Chris’s birthday party as we got last year.
I feel so greedy, but I want all the pictures. If we only get a couple I’m gonna turn into Dudley and be like “36??? But last year, last year I had 37!!!”
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence